Here’s how you mend your broken heart, according to the stars
The cosmos serves as a potent source of information about the zodiac signs after a breakup and how you tackle it.
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Signing up for a random hobby class so that the world—and your Instagram audience, in specific—can see how fine you are, really.
Taurus
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Convincing yourself that you can easily find someone better… but wait, you didn’t get a text back in five minutes, so you are obviously being ghosted.
Gemini
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Buying an extra round for everybody during après-work drinks so you can tell them how the breakup was your idea anyway.
Leo
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Agreeing to let your friends throw a sleepover to wallow in your feelings, but organising it all yourself anyway.
Virgo
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Booking a solo-cation in Bali because you catch flights, not feelings. Mini sob sesh into your in-flight tequila notwithstanding.
Sagittarius
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Refusing to let one sour experience dent your faith in love, as long as the next person can check off all 547364 requirements on your list.
Capricorn
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Answering every query about how you are doing with a spiel about how you needed some time for yourself to make headway into your reading list, anyway.
Aquarius
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Making an SOS call to your ex to get their opinion on why your DIY haircut hunched over the sink at 3AM wasn’t such a bad idea, right? Right?
Pisces
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